A Moon Star is Born

Sailor Moon Says: "Wow! My voice is different! What happened?" "We're in reruns again. Oh boy." "Again?? What happened?" "Dic is controlled by the Negaverse. That's why there's so many cut scenes and rewritten dialog." "Sailor Moon Says. Ha. Ha. Ha."

Talk Radio

Sailor Moon Says: "Luna was wondering today when I'm ever going to get my act together. Gee, she's only known me for one episode." "What about the past two seasons? Hmmmmm?" "Umm... Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!" "You always say that!" "Who are you?"

Slim city

Sailor Moon Says: "Today was the first (and last) time I've punched someone. I'm surprised that Dic kept it in." "YOU punched someone? Wow... I'm sorry I missed it!" "And who are you?" "Ho boy... how long until I get to be in an episode?" "Sailor Moon Says.... I'm confused. Heeheehee!"

So You Want To Be A Superstar

Sailor Moon Says: "Today I thought I would get to be a superstar. But I'm glad that I didn't." "Oh, good! You've decided that your energy would be best spent by fighting the Negaverse!" "No, it's just that everyone that was trying to be a star was just reeking with B.O.! Engergy waves, hah!" "Rowr! Hisss! Ffffft!" "Heh..heh.. nice kitty... nice kitty... Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Computer School Blues

Sailor Moon Says: "Today we thought that Amy was from the Negaverse. Such suspense! I just hope no one noticed that she looked just like Sailor Mercury in the show's opening... Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Time Bomb

Sailor Moon Says: "You know, those readings in your 'VR' goggles didn't look like they actually meant anything, Ami." "They don't, but neither does your speech. Today you didn't even move your mouth through half of it! No, what I'm really wondering is why the Negaverse uses something breakable like a clock to store their energy in. Why not something a little harder to break with a rose, like a rock?" "Well, knowing Tuxedo Mask, that rose would shatter the rock anyway. Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

An Uncharmed Life

Sailor Moon Says: "Wow, that girl Rei is sure mean to me!" "I'm not surprised, after going through two sets of episodes with you. I'd be mean too, but I'm only a cat." "Is that Tuxedo Mask guy a professional bus driver?" "I'm just going to ignore you. Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Nightmare in Dreamland

Sailor Moon Says: "Cool! Tuxedo Mask doesn't have to move his mouth when he talks either!" "Did you ever notice that the Negaverse isn't very subtle?" "And still, everything we do is part of a Negaverse plot." "And to think that we have to go through more reruns until fall! Aaaagh! Sailor Moon screams!"

Cruise Blues

Sailor Moon Says: "So what'd the deal with this 'blues' theme in the episode titles, anyway? Cruise Blues, Computer School Blues... what's next?" "Well, I've got the blues - Tuxedo Mask didn't show up today!" "He's mine anyway! Stay away!" "Ahem... Sailor Mercury Says! Heeheehee!"

Fight To The Finish

Sailor Moon Says: "I've always thought it was cool how we can talk without our mouths moving. But today we surpassed that!" "Yes, we cried without having the patented 'Anime-eye-twitch' syndrome!" "I guess we're just talented." "(I know I'm talented.... I don't know about her). Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!" "I heard that, Serena...!" "Heehee... hee... aaaaaa!"

Dangerous Dollies

Sailor Moon Says: "Sammy really did it today. He turned Mika into a being of evil incarnate!" "No, actually I think it was your fault." "What? At least I didn't screw up and say 'fireballs charge ignite!'" "At least my eyeballs don't make bleeping sounds when I blink during transformation!" "Ahem... today we learned two important lessons: one, 'The stars know everything!' and two, the stars make little bleeping noises. Sailor Mercury Says! Heeheehee!" "Hey! That's my line!"

Who Is That Masked Man?

An Animated Mess

Sailor Moon Says: "I think everyone learned a lot in today's episode. I learned that even though we're in Japan, we can have people with horrible southern accents (and who sound like rabid chipmunks when they laugh) appear." "I learned that I can be in bed with a cold one day and be trashing the Negaverse the next." "I learned that if you stand on top of Negaverse villians' cars, they get PO'd." "We also learned that pencils are EVIL! Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Worth A Princess' Ransom

Sailor Moon Says: "Today I used the Luna Disguise Pen for just a change of clothes! And -still- the other scouts didn't recognize me!" "Today we learned that whenever someone is possessed by an evil Nephlyte-like spirit they turn purple." "I learned that when I'm possessed by an evil Nephlyte-like spirit I Iook really cool!" "I learned that I have a sister who's a princess! Cool!" "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Molly's Folly

Sailor Moon Says: "Cool! Today Darien actually _wore different clothes!!!_" "I'm really smart... I figured out that Maxfield Stanton was Nephlyte! And nobody else knew! I'm just smart!!" "Anybody know any good reason that I had huge Mickey Mouse-esque ears all this episode?" "Because Disney owns Dic? Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

A Friend In Wolf's Clothing

Sailor Moon Says: "Wow... someone actually died on a cartoon!" "At least he didn't leave a body behind to complicate matters." "Well, still, I'm surprised that Dic didn't cut that out entirely and just leave everyone wondering what happened to Nephlyte. I mean, this episode had blood and everything! Wow..." "What? Blood? And I missed it? I can't wait until I get to be back on again...!" "Uh... who are you? Oh well, never mind. Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Juipter Comes Thundering In

Sailor Moon Says: "Stealing is wrong, even if you have powers of telekenisis and can cheat." "Today I learned that I can sense things that nobody else can." "Today I realized that my symbol is a four. I'm not real sure why." "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee"

The Power of Friendship

Sailor Moon Says: "Today I learned an important lesson - even though the shadow warriors were really powerful in the future, now they're really pitiful. All it takes is a quick 'Moon Healing Activation!'" "I'm wondering why I never get to actively beat people up, and instead have to use that weak electricity attack!" "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

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