PraiseMail! 
That was beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful maaaaaan! Someone actually got some good out of DIC's sacriligious attempts to make anime educational! Please continue, there is a lot of DIC damage to amend.
[snippie!]
Thanks a lot. Your Sailor Says posts really make my day.
Robert Green(rgreen@clearnet.net)-"some
anti-Heinlein guy"
President and CEO, GFC(Giant Faceless Corporation)
Just a quick note of appreciation... I love your "SailorMoon Says..." post on the usenet!
Starfox (a new Sailor Moon fan)
http://www.bright.net/~starfox/
I really like these alternative Sailor Says's. They never fail to cure my 'bad dubbbed dialogue' nausea.
Kent Magami (aka David Outram)
Your "Sailor Says" totally rules! Sailor Moon says: Keep it up! Heeheehee!
I really look forward to not only reading your Sailor Moon Says blurb, but seeing the goofy faces preceding each character's line.
By the way, love the Sailor Moon Says Alternatives.
Dane Chin Loy - PyroDude
I love this idea!!! I wish they had thease on the T.V!!! This is gotta be one of the neatist things I've seen on the Inter-Net!!! Keep up the good work man!!!!
I had a really bad day today, the only good thing being able to watch "Day of Destiny". Thank you ever so much for the great laugh!
Yours Truly,
They're great! You should send them to DiC and see if they'll use them for the third or fourth rerun!
A truly excellent site! Tuxedo Charles says "Keep up the good work!"
You're Sailor Moon satires are a force to be reckoned with! Being a member of the Winnipeg Anime & Manga club, I watch it almost religiously. Thanx for the yuks!
holcomb@electra.cc.umanitoba.ca
Praise Praise Praise!
..'nuff said. ^_^ Those were kawaii.
my friend and i look forward to the sailor moon says spoof almost as much as the actual show
I read you Sailor Moon says, and I must say it is a sick, moronic product of a demented mind with too much time on his hands.
I LOVED it, keep up the good work.
95GARDGE@tsunami.scar.utoronto.ca
Um, first, your SAILOR MOON SAYS cracks me up like crazy. Now me and my boyfriend have started making them up as we watch...
Keep up the good work! I await more of your SM Says daily alternatives (although Lita Lettermoon scares me).
Douglas MacDougall
http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~dougmacd/
I love the spoof on Sailor Moon Says! It's funny, I need to unwind after a hard of classes. Its something I look forward to each day keep up the good work my friend.
That's f
ing
hilarious!!!
Hey.. love the Sailor Moon says.. keep it up..
We've been ROFL! Thanks a lot!
(fell down laughing)
Awesome page! Just the antidote needed for rotten, pointless rewrites!
Lea Hernandez
http://www.cris.com/~akiyama
I must admit that when I heard of "Sailor Moon Says: Your Daily Alternative" I thought it would be some corn nut just trying to be funny, but I'm actually impressed. Being the Sailor Moon fan I am, I must say congats on a job well done.
Chris " 'Crastinator" Carpenter
Amazing simply amazing, loved the sailor Moon says!
Made me realize how bad that segment of the show is, we should give your
name in to DIC to see if they want you to write the next seasons ones
Cute, wonderful...
now I'm dreaming of electrocuted Bananas courtesy of Jupiter!
Just wanted to say that these are very funny, I look forward to reading
them.
Wesley Fudala
Hi there. Really neat SM Says page.
These little "educationnal" tidbits really needed rewriting!
Good job!
Hello, Dan! I found your SMS's timely and even more funny than if i had discovered them during the first run of Sailor Moon. Thank You!
These are really funny and clever!
Great stuff man keep it up!!!
Make more Lita Lettermoon!!!
Your rendition of "Sailor Moon Says" was hilarious!!! I can honestly
say my mother ordered me to stopping laughing out loud because I was
getting so annoying!!!
Well, good job, I had a lot of good laughs!!!
Anne Thompson
I really dig your Sailor Moon Says! It is the highlight of my day. They are really phat and on track!
THANKS FOR THE GREAT PAGE!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of which, I saw your "Top Ten" list from your web site. It's a REAL hoot!! Especially the part about getting between Serena and food.
Double Thank YOU Sir, I Haven't laughed that much in a day or fifty.I hope that you keep it up and I'll be checking back soon.
Those Sailor Moon says rule. Anyhow, ROFL.
I have to say, they are really great! Keep them coming!
We truly think your page rocks.... especially the Lita Lettermoon Top 10. Awesome Page :)
What a freaking great idea! Once DiC realizes the audience that is REALLY watching (us demented teenagers+), maybe they'll use them(HAHA).
Ah, I really love these! One of the funniest websites I've seen. You're doing an excellent job pointing out the most annoying and ridiculous aspects of the show, keep up the good work! =)
Hi, I am writing an article on comics and the Internet for The Comics Journal and yours is the funniest I have found. Heather Royce-Roll
We've always hated that part of the show (not to mention those darn bananas)! Keep going! You actually made me cry! Waaahhh!
I wish that I could be a talking tree that feeds on energy. I also wish that Darien would turn into a giant radioactive laser-emitting scorpion instead of Tuxedo Mask...But really, who DOESN'T? "See-ya" (oh, yeah, very good "Alternative"!!!!)
I think this guy's had a few too many Bananas in Pajamas...[Dan]
Real funny, man.
I read your Sailor Moon Says alternatives, and I think that they are so funny!
It was nice.
Nice job with the Sailor Says! Didn't think anyone could convince me that those things had a purpose till now. Good job!
Great stuff, keep up the good work!
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I have no idea where you come up with it five days a week, but Sailor Moon Says never fails to make me laugh! I nearly got kicked out of the computer lab at school for laughing too loud! Congrats on a masterpiece! :)! Keep it up, puleese! vcb
I just wanted to say how much I love reading these... they are so hilarious!!!
I had to keep this entire one, it's so nice! [--Dan]
I couldn't help but notice, that an episode (Sibling Rivalry) is missing from your Sailor Moon Says spoofs. I stared and stared at this garish flaw in an otherwise pristine set of humorous parodies. I just couldn't get the thought out of my head, that my one reason for living, my Daily Alternative, was incomplete. As I tied a noose to a handy ceiling fixture (there was, of course, no other alternative to suicide at this point), I tried to think of what sort of catastrophy could possibly have led to this horrible new state of affairs. Suddenly, as I was about to kick the chair away, I realized what the problem might have been. Perhaps, just perhaps, the author MISSED an episode, and was, therefore, unable to write up an entry. I hastily lowered myself to the ground and ran upstairs. Yes! I had the episode on tape! So, here is my proposal: If you would like them, I can e-mail you a word-for-word repetition of that episode's Sailor Moon Says, and/or a summary of that episode. I do hope you accept my help, if you need it. I'm too young to die! :)
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Finally someone was gutsy enough to trash the most imbecillic part of Sailor Moon. I love the show and all but that part has GOT TO GO!
I really love your Sailor Moon Says page. You should have these put in the real Sailor Moon R episodes the next time thru.
I love the alternative sayings.
Actually, I'm not Sam, but his daughter, who absolutely **loves** Sailor Moon. And this was hilarious! I just checked it out and started to crack up! But, just to sum it up, this is GREAT! When the new ones come out in September, you've just got to finish the page!
I have to say, i nearly got in serious trouble for crackingup in the lab over this... you have a sick sense of humor... i think i'm gonna be in pain for a week... please, more! please! hehehehe =]
Your "Sailor Moon Says" is absolutely hysterical. You have another faithful daily reader, since I found out you are only doing the beginning of the season now. Best regards and deepest respects,
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