Sailor Moon Says! Your Daily Alternative!


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SM "Please don't let them cancel me! Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"





Serena Times Two

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Today I found out that Dic can finally play all the episodes in order!" (Amy) "Yes, but since when do you yell 'Moon Star Power' to change into Sailor Moon?" (SM) "Umm.... Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Cosmetics Caper

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Today... -sniff- Darien.... dumped me." (Amy) "You know, I've always wondered what makes that Luna Ball of Reeny's float." (Luna) "And I wonder why all the Nega-(insert place here) creatures are afraid of Tuxedo Mask's rose." (SM) "Hey! Doesn't anybody care about my problems?" (Rei) "No." (SM) "Sailor Moon says. Waaaaaaah!"

Sailor Mercury Moving On?

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Today Ami was going to move to Germany. I felt bad for her, because she'd miss all of her friends." (Lita) "Not to mention trashing Negaverse monsters every day!" (Amy) "Yes, apparently the Negaverse only does anything in Tokyo, right where we live, so I'd miss the constant violence and evil monsters." (Luna) "Today I learned an important lesson - it's no fun to be made into a kitty-cicle." (SM) "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Gramps in a Pickle

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Today I learned that no matter what happens, monsters from the Negamoon with no fashion sense will come after me can make disparaging comments on my attire." (Amy) "Woah! I wasn't aware that Serena knew so many big words!" (SM) "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Trouble Comes Thundering Down

Sailor Moon Says: (Reeny) "Rain or shine, I'm happiest, when I'm with Tuxedo Mask..." (SM) "Aaaaaagh! Please, stop!" (Rei) "I think you should have left her in that pool to collect lightning..." (Reeny) "He makes me sing, he makes me laugh, I just love Tuxedo Mask! Sailor Reeny Says! Heeheehee!"

A Charmed Life

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Today someone finally questioned why that Luna ball of Reeny's floats! How can she wander around for two weeks without anyone wondering?" (Amy) "The same way that no one notices that we look exactly like the Sailor Scouts." (Lita) "So why do you keep on switching between 'Moon Crystal Power' and 'Moon Star Power'?" (SM) "Umm.... uhh.... Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!" (Rei) "Yeah, that's your excuse for everything, isn't it?"

Today's Episode: A Curried Favor

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Mina has been giving me cursing lessons, as I'm sure you've all noticed." (Mina) "Sure! Fungus, spore, disease, all those wonderful words.... I'm just a master!" (SM) "Sailor Moon Says, you diseased fungus spores! Heeheehee!"

Naughty 'N Nice

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Little kids can be really annoying sometimes, especially Reeny, who qualifies as a spore, fungus, and amoeba." (Mina) "Hey, those are my words!" (Amy) "Did anyone notice that Luna seems to be getting beat up a lot lately?" (Luna) "Yes, poor me! And did you notice that Rubeus looks remarkably like Darien from the side?" (Lita) "I noticed that I'm way taller than everyone else." (SM) "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Prediction of Doom

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "I noticed today that all the male characters (well, except Zoicite) look the same!" (Amy) "Yes, Darien looks like Alan, who looks like Rubeus, who looks like Nephlyte! They're all connected!" (Rei) "I noticed that Darien wore different clothes for a change." (SM) "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Enemies No More

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Raise your hand if you could tell from the title that today's episode was going to be really cheesy!" (Rei)(Amy)(Mina)(Lita) "We could!" (SM) "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Checkmate

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Today Ami got to play chess! Yet we still had an action packed episode! Amazing!" (Amy) "Yes, only in Sailor Moon would we have an enemy who plays chess to destroy an opponent." (Mina) "Only in Sailor Moon would playing chess actually hurt someone!" (SM) "Well, I guess we've all learned important lessons today. Or not. Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

Sibling Rivalry

Sailor Moon Says: (SM) "Wow, today's episode was sure a cliffhanger! I can't wait until Monday to see what will happen next!" (Luna) "Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?" (SM) "More than just a hint. Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"

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