Tomorrow Never Dies


release year: 1997
genre: Bond
viewing setting: most recently: home DVD, 4/13/03

synopsis: Bond must stop a media mogul who wants to make his own headlines by sparking international incidents.

impressions: The whole Eliot Carver/media/news line of thought really got old for me. Also, there were numerous plot holes in this movie, plus the usual if-we'd-just-shot-Bond-when-we-had-the-chance-then-our-plot-would-have-succeeded factor. Really, the only thing that made it worth seeing for me were the chases and Michelle Yeoh's stunts.

acting: Pierce Brosnan did fine; after this movie, I realized that he's sort of a fusion of Connery's style and Moore's style. Michelle Yeoh's Wai Lin was the perfect woman here: smart, sexy, could fight...wow.

chase scenes: Chase/shootout in parking deck, good motorcycle chase with Bond and Wai Lin handcuffed to each other.

neat gadgets: BMW 7-series, handy-dandy cel-phone with stungun, fingerprint reader, and car remote control

confirmed Bond kills: around a dozen, hard to tell in this 90s Bond era of heavy gunfire

confirmed Bond nooky: 3

obnoxious female name: none

defining Bond moments: 
  • lights guard's cigarette before punching him out
  • verbal sparring (and winning) against Carver
  • checks weight/feel of ashtray before whacking bad guy with it
  • shuts off power to Carver's broadcast just because he knows it's a surefire way to piss Carver off
  • obviously revels in playing with the toys given to him by Q
  • casually brushes himself off after smashing through window
  • messes with Wai Lin's gadgets

    quotable: 
    Carver: "Exactly what kind of banking do you specialize in, Mr. Bond?" Bond: "Hostile takeovers."
    Paris Carver: "Sometimes these things happen." Eliot Carver: "Not to me."
    assassin: "Wait! I'm just a professional, doing a job!" Bond: (shoots him) "Me too."
    Carver: "The difference between insanity and genius is measured only by success."


    final word: More flash than substance, but still slick as hell.

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